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  • Our Dumb Century: The Onion Presents 100 Years of Headlines from America's Finest News Source


    Best Onion Headlines Ever

    • ASIN: 0609804618
    • UPC: 045863804617
    • ASIN: 0609804618
    • ISBN: 0609804618
    • Brand: Random House
    • Manufacturer: Three Rivers Press

  • Fullstar Vegetable Chopper and Spiralizer with Large Glass Container - Onion Chopper Food Chopper

    Vegetable Chopper Spiralizer Vegetable Slicer Dicer - Onion Chopper Food Chopper Veggie Chopper Vegetable Cutter Potato Slicer Choppers and Dicers
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    • ASIN: B07JJPTL8F
    • ASIN: B07JJPTL8F
    • Brand: Fullstar
    • Size: n/a
    • Manufacturer: fullstar

  • Our Dumb World

    OUR DUMB WORLD is the world's most comprehensive fake atlas: a repository of all known information about the planet Earth (except where covered by clouds).In late 2007 the hardcover edition became one of the hottest books of the holiday season, entertaining and offending hundreds of thousands of readers around the globe. This new, easy-to-carry paperback edition is perfect for the intrepid traveler to any of the world's exotic locales--from Afghanistan, "Allah's Cat Box," to Ukraine, "the Bridebasket of Europe," to the USA's own Nevada, "Where Everyone's a Loser." Packed with beautiful full-color maps and framed with inaccurate essays about all the world's peoples and places, OUR DUMB WORLD is a gut-busting send-up in which no nation escapes unscathed. "Bottom line: laughed my head off." -... [Read More]
    Best Onion Headlines Ever

    • ASIN: 0316018430
    • ASIN: 0316018430
    • ISBN: 0316018430
    • Brand: Onion (COR)
    • Manufacturer: Little, Brown and Company

  • Dentyne Ice Sugar Free Gum (Arctic Chill 60 Piece Pack of 4)

    Dentyne Ice Sugar-Free Gum (Arctic Chill, 60 Piece, Pack of 4)
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    • ASIN: B004I8SY30
    • UPC: 012546032209
    • ASIN: B004I8SY30
    • Brand: Dentyne
    • Size: 4-Pack
    • Manufacturer: Dentyne

  • Victorinox 3.25 Inch Swiss Classic Paring Knife with Straight Edge, Spear Point, Black

    When it comes to precision and accuracy, the paring knife is every chef's answer. This 3¼" Swiss Classic Spear Point Paring Knife is extremely sharp and ready for anything from slicing and dicing to peeling and garnishing. The smooth, uniform cuts will help you make every meal a work of art. With the 3¼" Swiss Classic Paring Knife you can expertly remove pepper seeds, core an apple, trim beans, and devein shrimp with ease. A versatile paring knife is an essential tool in every kitchen. Like the chef's knife, a paring knife is meant to be used for a wide array of jobs; however, the first and foremost function of a paring knife is detail work and greater control. Its slightly curved blade and pointed tip even resemble a chef's knife, but, is a fraction of the size, which makes it great f... [Read More]
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    • ASIN: B0061SWLKW
    • UPC: 046928542772
    • ASIN: B0061SWLKW
    • Brand: Victorinox
    • Size: 3.25" Paring
    • Manufacturer: Victorinox

  • Razer BlackWidow Tournament Edition Chroma, Clicky RGB Mechanical Gaming Keyboard, Compact Layout - Razer Green Switches

    Razer BlackWidow Tournament Edition Chroma RGB Mechanical Gaming Keyboard
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    • ASIN: B00YZ4E3YG
    • UPC: 811254027343
    • ASIN: B00YZ4E3YG
    • Brand: Razer
    • Size: Keyboard
    • Manufacturer: Razer Inc.

  • Clean House: Exposing Our Government's Secrets and Lies

    From the New York Times bestselling author of The Corruption Chronicles comes a devastating expose of the scandals of Obama's second term. Judicial Watch President Tom Fitton reveals what the largest watchdog agency in America has uncovered in its battles against Obama secrecy.Clean House takes us through incriminating documents from the attack in Benghazi, Hillary Clinton’s secret emails, the IRS scandal, and the Obamacare swindle. As the president of Judicial Watch, America’s largest non-partisan government watchdog, Tom Fitton has investigated the Clinton, Bush, and Obama administrations. Judicial Watch is the group that helped impeach Bill Clinton and took the Bush White House secrecy all the way up to the Supreme Court. Since the beginning of the Obama administration, this grassr... [Read More]
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    • ASIN: 1501137042
    • ASIN: 1501137042
    • ISBN: 1501137042
    • Brand: Threshold Editions
    • Manufacturer: Threshold Editions

  • Royal Gourmet Portable Gas Griddle, Table Top Grill, 2 Burner, Propane, Outdoor Cooking for Camping, Picnic, or Tailgating ( Griddle + Carry Bag)

    Stop manhandling those heavy, bulky backyard griddles and show off as a grill master with Royal Gourmet Portable 2-Burner Gas Griddle PD1201C for your family outings. This griddle has 2 stainless steel burners, which provide total 12000 BTU output. It comes equipped with an anti-rust, ceramic coated griddle top which offers 306 square inches of cooking area. Durable stainless steel control panel with Piezo Ignition System makes barbecue easier than ever before. Large capacity is perfect for frying rice, eggs, hash browns, French toast, bacon and hamburger, and even can cook 12 pancakes at once. The ultra-portable design provides convenience for picnics, tailgating, camping, and or nights on the patio.
    Best Onion Headlines Ever

    • ASIN: B0792WCBVL
    • ASIN: B0792WCBVL
    • Brand: Royal Gourmet
    • Size: Griddle + Carry Bag
    • Manufacturer: Royal Gourmet Corp

  • Cuisinart 77-35CG Chef's Classic Stainless 3-Piece 3-Quart Steamer Set

    Bringing the Good Life Home Inspired by the great French kitchens, Cuisinart began making professional cookware over 30 years ago. Constructed of the finest materials available, to perfectly perform all of the classic cooking techniques. Designed to last a lifetime, Cuisinart cookware makes family meals memorable and entertaining a pleasure. Savor the good life right at home, with family and friends. Cuisinart makes it absolutely delicious. Cuisinart Chef's Classic Stainless is an investment that will prove its worth every time you use it. Exclusively designed aluminum encapsulated base provides superior heat conductivity and even heat distribution to meet the demands of gourmet chefs everywhere. When properly cared for, your Cuisinart Chef's Classic Stainless Cookware will give count... [Read More]
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    • ASIN: B0041Q407I
    • UPC: 796761217046
    • ASIN: B0041Q407I
    • Brand: Cuisinart
    • Size: 3-Quart
    • Manufacturer: Cuisinart

  • Bisto Gravy Powder 400g (Pack of 2)


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    • ASIN: B00D6IRK4C
    • UPC: 500042647725
    • ASIN: B00D6IRK4C

  • 3dRose Best Daddy Ever - Gifts for fathers - dads - Good for Fathers day - black text, Ceramic Mug, 11-ounce

    Best Daddy Ever - Gifts for fathers - dads - Good for Fathers day - black text Mug available in both 11 oz and 15 oz. Why drink out of an ordinary mug when a custom printed mug is so much cooler? This ceramic mug is lead free, microwave safe and FDA approved. Image is printed on both sides. Hand washing is
    Best Onion Headlines Ever
    Made of white ceramicImage printed on both sidesHigh gloss finishAvailable in 11 oz and 15 ozContains no

    • UPC: 147355935
    • Model: mug_151486_1
    • Color: Black
    • Size: N/A
    • Rating: 5.0

  • Mug Best Dad Ever (Other)

    The empowering verse for dads to live by from 1 Timothy 6:11, But you, man of God, flee from all this, and pursue righteousness, godliness, faith, love, endurance, and gentleness is boldly featured on the Coffee Mug: Best Dad Ever. Make your dad, husband or friend whos a new dad feel loved and appreciated by giving the Best Dad Ever Mug for Christmas, Fathers Day, his birthday or another important milestone in his life. When dad is sipping his favorite hot beverage, the verse on the 1 Timothy 6:11 Mug will inspire him to keep growing as a man of
    Best Onion Headlines Ever
    The empowering verse for dads to live by from 1 Timothy 6:11, But you, man of God, flee from all this, and pursue righteousness, godliness, faith, love, endurance, and gentleness is boldly featured on the Coffee Mug: Best Dad Ever. Make your dad, husband or friend whos a new dad feel loved and appreciated by giving the Best Dad Ever Mug for Christmas, Fathers Day, his birthday or another important milestone in his life. When dad is sipping his favorite hot beverage, the verse on the 1 Timothy 6:11 Mug will inspire him to keep growing as a man of

    • UPC: 427119437
    • Color: Black
    • Rating: 5.0

  • 3dRose Best Grandma Ever - Gifts for Grandmothers - grandmom - grandmama - black text - family gifts, Ceramic Mug, 11-ounce

    Best Grandma Ever - Gifts for Grandmothers - grandmom - grandmama - black text - family gifts Mug available in both 11 oz and 15 oz. Why drink out of an ordinary mug when a custom printed mug is so much cooler? This ceramic mug is lead free, microwave safe and FDA approved. Image is printed on both sides. Hand washing is
    Best Onion Headlines Ever
    Made of white ceramicImage printed on both sidesHigh gloss finishAvailable in 11 oz and 15 ozContains no

    • UPC: 164236047
    • Model: mug_151513_1
    • Color: Black

  • 3dRose Best Aunt Ever - Family gifts for relatives and honorary Aunts and Great Aunties - black text, Ceramic Mug, 11-ounce

    Best Aunt Ever - Family gifts for relatives and honorary Aunts and Great Aunties - black text Mug available in both 11 oz and 15 oz. Why drink out of an ordinary mug when a custom printed mug is so much cooler? This ceramic mug is lead free, microwave safe and FDA approved. Image is printed on both sides. Hand washing is
    Best Onion Headlines Ever
    Made of white ceramicImage printed on both sidesHigh gloss finishAvailable in 11 oz and 15 ozContains no

    • UPC: 113792576
    • Model: mug_151474_1
    • Color: Black
    • Size: N/A

  • 3dRose Best Mama Ever - Gifts for moms - Mother nicknames - Good for Mothers day - black text, Ceramic Mug, 11-ounce

    Best Mama Ever - Gifts for moms - Mother nicknames - Good for Mothers day - black text Mug available in both 11 oz and 15 oz. Why drink out of an ordinary mug when a custom printed mug is so much cooler? This ceramic mug is lead free, microwave safe and FDA approved. Image is printed on both sides. Hand washing is
    Best Onion Headlines Ever
    Made of white ceramicImage printed on both sidesHigh gloss finishAvailable in 11 oz and 15 ozContains no

    • UPC: 134030832
    • Model: mug_151528_1
    • Color: Black
    • Rating: 5.0

  • Headlines From The Onion That Actually Came True

    If you're new, Subscribe! → http://bit.ly/Subscribe-to-Grunge Beloved by comedy fans and comedy writers alike, The Onion began life as a low-key collegiate humor newspaper, before expanding into s...
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    The Best Of Today Now!: Fresh Roasted Cup Of News

    For More Breaking News: http://www.theonion.com/video The best of the Onion News Network's morning show, including stories like New Anti-Smoking Ads Warn Teens 'It's Gay To Smoke' and '12-Year-Old...
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    Can You Tell the Difference Between The Onion and Mainstream Media Headline?

    In this rant, I challenge you to tell the difference between which of these headlines came from the daily mainstream media news and which came from the Onion. Good luck! If you would like to suppor...
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