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  • The Ultimate Dead Baby Joke Book: Sick and twisted gross out humor for the criminally insane

    Sick, twisted and totally wrong. The Ultimate Dead Baby Joke Book is 100% all new jokes for 2011! The Ultimate Dead Baby Joke Book has everything and then some. Celebrities, Government Officials, Corporations, no one is safe from this outrageous parody of grotesqueness that is strewn thru the pages of this hilarious book. It has everything inside you could ever need when dealing with a dead baby. It has survival tactics, recipes, sex tips, storing tips, eating tips and last but not least, what to do when the police find you with a dead baby! Everything and anything you could possibly think of to do with a dead baby is in the pages of this book. It answers all of the deep questions below and then some! How many dead babies do you need to throw at a bear to keep it from attacking you? What's... [Read More]
    Best Dead Baby Jokes

    • ASIN: 1461150914
    • ASIN: 1461150914
    • ISBN: 1461150914
    • Manufacturer: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform

  • The Culinary Bro-Down Cookbook

    There was never anything wrong with instant ramen. But there was never anything wrong with not being on the moon, either. That didn't stop Neil Armstrong, Buzz Aldrin, and that other guy* from changing the course of human history with a few daring steps and a super dope catchphrase. So too shall journalist and blogger Josh Scherer change the course of late-night, often-insane, sometimes-smart-but-always-monstrous munchie food that puts your MSG packet garbage to shame. You'll find more than seventy creations broken into the ten "brossential" food groups like: Beer, Fried Things, Tacos, and Struggle Snacks (because money is hard). Josh's recipes range from indulgent eats like Beer-Poached Bratwurst Party Subs and Mac 'n' Cheese Nachos to hella-classy dishes like Broccolini with Burnt Lemon... [Read More]
    Best Dead Baby Jokes

    • ASIN: 145559542X
    • ASIN: 145559542X
    • ISBN: 145559542X
    • Manufacturer: Grand Central Life & Style

  • K is for Knifeball: An Alphabet of Terrible Advice

    From the authors of the breakout bestseller All my friends are dead. (more than 175,000 copies sold) and in the humorous vein of Go the F**k to Sleep comes a laugh-out-loud collection of bad advice that turns the children's alphabet book on its head. Adorable illustrated characters lead readers down a path of poor decision-making, and alphabetical, rhyming couplets offer terrible life lessons in which O is for opening things with your teeth, F is for setting Daddy's wallet on fire, and R is for Raccoon (but definitely not for rabies). With plenty of playfully disastrous choices lurking around every corner, this compendium of black humor may be terrible for actual children, but it's perfect for the common-senseless child in all adults.
    Best Dead Baby Jokes

    • ASIN: 1452103313
    • ASIN: 1452103313
    • ISBN: 9781452103310
    • Brand: Chronicle Books CA
    • Manufacturer: Chronicle Books

  • All My Friends Are Dead (Funny Books, Children's Book for Adults, Interesting Finds, Animal Books)

    "Laugh out loud funny, and a tiny bit disturbing. In other words, perfect." - The Huffington Post   An amusing and captivating tale that’s a delightful primer for laughing at the inevitable: If you're a dinosaur, all of your friends are dead. If you're a pirate, all of your friends have scurvy. If you're a tree, all of your friends are end tables. Each page of this laugh-out-loud, illustrated humor book showcases the downside of being everything from a clown to a cassette tape to a zombie. Cute and dark all at once, this hilarious children's book for adults teaches valuable lessons about life.   From the sock whose only friends have gone missing to the houseplant whose friends are being slowly killed by irresponsible plant owners (like you), All My Friends Are Dead presents hilariously... [Read More]
    Best Dead Baby Jokes

    • ASIN: 0811874559
    • UPC: 884232770371
    • ASIN: 0811874559
    • ISBN: 0811874559
    • Brand: Avery Monsen
    • Manufacturer: Chronicle Books

  • The Billionaire's Angel (Scandals of the Bad Boy Billionaires Book 7)

    He thought the fight was over until his heart was on the line.I thought coming home would solve all my problems. I’ve never been more wrong. After a decade in the military, I’m more at home in the desert than the mansion where I grew up. I want to pretend that six months as a captive didn’t change me, but ever since I escaped, I haven’t slept. Nightmares. Flashbacks. Nothing makes sense anymore. Until I see her. Standing in the moonlight in her white nightgown, she looks like an angel. The second I touch her I know she's all woman.Sophie’s no angel, but she just might be my salvation. If I can convince her to let down her guard. Secrets lurk in her green eyes. Secrets that threaten our fragile connection.Secrets that could steal her from me. Home was supposed to be safe, but now ... [Read More]
    Best Dead Baby Jokes

    • ASIN: B074ZGCB7V
    • ASIN: B074ZGCB7V
    • Manufacturer: Ginger Quill Press, LLC

  • The Worst Dead Baby Jokes of All Time: And why it's ok to laugh at them

    Are you a self-righteous political correctness crusader? Looking for the next big thing to get all outraged over? Do you plan on being highly offended by this book?Remember, just because YOU find dead baby jokes insensitive and offensive doesn't mean you have the right to ruin the fun for everyone else. Think of it this way: Just because you have a nut allergy, you don't get to ruin the Peanuts movie for everyone else.These are just jokes. Terribly tasteless jokes. But just jokes nonetheless. You know, Freedom of Speech and what not. No actual babies were harmed during the making of this book. So don't get your politically correct panties in a knot, princess. Relax, take a deep breath, and allow yourself to laugh. I won't tell anybody what a sick puppy you are. It'll be our little secret. ... [Read More]
    Best Dead Baby Jokes

    • ASIN: B06XR89DMY
    • ASIN: B06XR89DMY
    • Manufacturer: Westhoff Publishing LLC

  • T-Rex Trying

    Hugh Murphy's T-Rex Trying is a charming collection of 100 drawings from his wildly popular Tumblr feed of the same name. This hilarious and perfectly giftable book is perfect for anyone who has ever wondered how a T-Rex could get anything done with such tiny arms.T-Rex Trying depicts the stubby-armed tyrant in a range of hilarious—yet pathos-inducing—activities that we humans take for granted. Murphy’s 100 drawings include: T-Rex Trying to Paint His House T-Rex Trying to Use a Drive-Through ATM T-Rex Trying to Apply Sunscreen T-Rex Trying to Break Into a Vending Machine T-Rex Trying to Ask for a New Roll of Toilet Paper from the Next Stall It’s hard to be the Lizard King when you can’t even change a light bulb. Looks like the ancient beast isn’t so tough after all.... [Read More]
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    • ASIN: 0452299020
    • ASIN: 0452299020
    • ISBN: 9780452299023
    • Brand: Plume
    • Manufacturer: Plume

  • Sh*tty Mom: The Parenting Guide for the Rest of Us

    Sh*tty Mom is the ultimate parenting guide, written by four moms who have seen it all. As hilarious as it is universal, each chapter presents a common parenting scenario with advice on how to get through it in the easiest and most efficient way possible. With chapters such as “How to Sleep Until 9 A.M. Every Weekend” and “When Seeing an Infant Triggers a Mental Illness That Makes You Want to Have Another Baby,” as well as a Sh*tty Mom quiz, this is a must-have, laugh-out-loud funny book for the sh*tty parent in all of us.Praise for Sh*tty Mom:“A totally hilarious and uncensored look at some of the impossible situations we mothers find ourselves in.” —TheBump.com“Smartly, brashly, nearly criminally funny. It also—no small thing—carries a powerful message to all parents, ... [Read More]
    Best Dead Baby Jokes

    • ASIN: 1419704591
    • ASIN: 1419704591
    • ISBN: 1419704591
    • Manufacturer: Harry N. Abrams

  • Locked Down By Hood Love

    Everything was going perfect for Shvonne. The perfect man with the perfect life, until one fatal incident made it all come crashing down. Trying to pick up the pieces of her life, she moved to a new city looking for everything but love. Until she met Spade.Jaleel Spade was every woman’s dream. He had it all. Money, cars, and the reputation. Everyone knew not to cross him, but the moment he met Shvonne everything changed. She was an attraction that he became obsessed with and he couldn’t shake her if he tried. Was Shvonne everything he thought, or was there a another side to her that he was too caught up to see? when Shvonne met Spade, her eyes locked on him and she knew he was exactly the one she had to have.Twist and turns lead them on a path of destruction but Shvonne refused to give... [Read More]
    Best Dead Baby Jokes

    • ASIN: B07CY2P3YM
    • ASIN: B07CY2P3YM
    • Manufacturer: Mz. Lady P Presents, LLC

  • NEW...DIRTY, FUNNY, SEXY, WITTY ONE LINER JOKES: The best hot one liners to practice oral sex at home or at the office.

    Fourth volume of the series of books with the best dirty one-liner jokes. Potent. Pungent. Insolent. Prepotent. Indecent. Imprudent. Impertinent. Sometimes impotent. After the success of the first three volumes, this fourth book comes out with brand new dirty one liners to practice oral sex at home or at the office.Women love men with a sense of humor. The life of the party is the man who cracks the right word in the right moment. The problem is: Where are the good lines when you need them? They are here. The best one liners to show off in public and in private: Dirty jokesSexy jokesWitticismsFunny quotesRiddlesWisecracksFeminist jokesLove jokesSexist jokes.Bad jokesFunny proverbs All the one liners are related to sex, women and love relationships. The lines everybody wants to listen. Tak... [Read More]
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    • ASIN: B07TTDW1PY
    • ASIN: B07TTDW1PY
    • Manufacturer: UNITEXTO Digital Publishing

  • Best Funny Coffee Mug In Dog Years I'm Dead Novelty Cup Joke Great Gag Gift Idea

    • UPC: 303522952038
    • Category: Mugs
    • Price: 19 USD

  • Comedian tells favorite dead baby joke

    Comedian tells favorite dead baby joke SUBSCRIBE: http://bit.ly/SubHof |||| LIVE SHOWS: http://bit.ly/SeeHof WATCH NEXT: http://bit.ly/WatchHof When asked for a street joke, Steve Hofstetter oblig...
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    Game Grumps: Best Ded Baby Jokes

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