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  • Deep Thoughts: Inspiration for the Uninspired

    A national bestselling collection of comedian Jack Handey’s “Deep Thoughts”—short, funny observations on life that were shown in between sketches on Saturday Night Live. With quirky, offbeat humor that often veers into the unexpected, Jack Handey’s witty one liners make this book the perfect funny gift for fans of Mitch Hedberg or for anyone who appreciates a good dad joke.Includes daily “wisdom” such as:“If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.”“It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.”
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    • ASIN: 0425133656
    • ASIN: 0425133656
    • ISBN: 0425133656
    • Manufacturer: Berkley

  • The Stench of Honolulu: A Tropical Adventure

    The legendary Deep Thoughts and New Yorker humorist Jack Handey is back with his very first novel-a hilarious, absurd, far-flung adventure tale.Are you a fan of books in which famous tourist destinations are repurposed as unlivable hellholes for no particular reason? Read on!Jack Handey's exotic tale is full of laugh-out-loud twists and unforgettable characters whose names escape me right now. A reliably unreliable narrator and his friend, who is some other guy, need to get out of town. They have a taste for adventure, so they pay a visit to a relic of bygone days-a travel agent-and discover an old treasure map. She might have been a witch, by the way. Our heroes soon embark on a quest for the Golden Monkey, which takes them into the mysterious and stinky foreign land of Honolulu. There, t... [Read More]
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    • ASIN: B00A6JJ6C8
    • ASIN: B00A6JJ6C8
    • Manufacturer: Grand Central Publishing

  • Deeper Thoughts, All New

    The sequel to Deep Thoughts, this collection of humorous meditations contains "inspirational" lunacy from the Saturday Night Live regular.
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    • ASIN: 1562828401
    • ASIN: 1562828401
    • ISBN: 1562828401
    • Manufacturer: Hachette Books

  • Deepest Thoughts: So Deep They Squeak

    With nearly 500,000 copies sold of his previous collections, Deep Thoughts and Deeper Thoughts, philosophizing funnyman Jack Handey (of Saturday Night Live) once again combines soul searching with rib tickling. He offers pearls of wisdom, inspiration and observation in an odd and utterly original manner.
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    • ASIN: 0786880449
    • ASIN: 0786880449
    • ISBN: 0786880449
    • Manufacturer: Hachette Books

  • What I'd Say to the Martians: And Other Veiled Threats

    Jack Handey is one of America's favorite humorists, from his New Yorker pieces to his Deep Thoughts books and Saturday Night Live sketches. Now, in What I'd Say to the Martians, Handey regales readers with his incredible wit and wacky musings.
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    • ASIN: 1401322662
    • ASIN: 1401322662
    • ISBN: 1401322662
    • Manufacturer: Hachette Books

  • How to Appear Normal at Social Events: And Other Essential Wisdom

    Behold the wisdom of Lord Birthday: a tiny mustachioed king who is as insightful as he is ridiculous. His bite-sized illustrations capture the inherent comedy of being human, and his guidance appeals to anyone who is striving against the odds, believing in both the absurdity and necessity of hope. How to Appear Normal at Social Events is an oddly cheering book of illustrated lists. Largely based on Lord Birthday's popular Instagram account, the book offers excessively absurd, occasionally wise advice on topics ranging from finding your life's purpose to defending yourself against forest clowns. (Hint: Set an oatmeal trap.) 
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    • ASIN: 1449487963
    • UPC: 050837414815
    • ASIN: 1449487963
    • ISBN: 1449487963
    • Brand: Andrews McMeel Publishing
    • Manufacturer: Andrews McMeel Publishing

  • Lost Deep Thoughts: Don't Fight the Deepness

    The latest installment in "Deep Thoughts" series unearths more of the pseudo-inspirational material that "Saturday Night Live" viewers have grown to love. Illustrated with aptly corny nature photographs, "The Lost Deep Thoughts" takes a profound plunge into the world of Handey's life-altering aphorisms. 96 photos.
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    • ASIN: 0786883057
    • ASIN: 0786883057
    • ISBN: 0786883057
    • Manufacturer: Hyperion

  • Good Chemistry (Good Clouds Book 1)

    Dark and absurdly hilarious humor pieces, poems, and drawings. They will make you think. They will make you laugh. They will make you turn the page, ashamed.
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    • ASIN: B07LBJXRW7
    • ASIN: B07LBJXRW7
    • Manufacturer: Langan Mae

  • I Am God

    Diabolically funny and subversively philosophical, Italian novelist Giacomo Sartori’s I am God is the diary of the Almighty’s existential crisis that ensues when he falls in love with a human.I am God. Have been forever, will be forever. Forever, mind you, with the razor-sharp glint of a diamond, and without any counterpart in the languages of men. So begins God’s diary of the existential crisis that ensues when, inexplicably, he falls in love with a human. And not just any human, but a geneticist and fanatical atheist who’s certain she can improve upon the magnificent creation she doesn’t even give him the credit for. It’s frustrating, for a god. God has infinitely bigger things to occupy his celestial attentions. Yet he can’t tear his eyes (so to speak) from the geneticist... [Read More]
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    • ASIN: 1632062143
    • ASIN: 1632062143
    • ISBN: 1632062143
    • Manufacturer: Restless Books

  • At Night She Cries, While He Rides His Steed

    At Night She Cries, While He Rides His Steed is a side-splitting satire that perfectly parodies romance novels and western dramas.Our hero, Saint James Street James is a tall, extremely muscular, 32-year-old man whose attributes and possessions include a mind stronger than Socrates on acid, a magnificent horse he loves more than anything in the world, a package so large that it requires a signature, a beautiful, passionate wife with a rack so perfect it belongs on a billiard table, a ton of children, and his own personal gold mine. His life, set in 1849 against the backdrop of the California Gold Rush, is one long parade of amazing sex, dynamite montages, whiskey, and explosive gunfights. The kinds of things men could do when men were actually men. He is the richest man in town—equal par... [Read More]
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    • ASIN: 1941393497
    • ASIN: 1941393497
    • ISBN: 1941393497
    • Manufacturer: Regan Arts.

  • Cryptic: The Best Short Fiction of Jack McDevitt - eBook

    Jack McDevitt loves a good mystery. And he enjoys baffling his readers with enigmas like why, after so many years of listening with no results, would a SETI director hear an artificial signal and keep it quiet? Why might an astronomer at a space station, facing imminent death from a solar radiation blast, send off a frantic message that he had discovered a Clyde Tombaugh Special? Tombaugh, of course, was the discoverer of Pluto.What really happened to Christopher Sim, the George Washington of the war against the Ashiyyur? Why had a beloved artist at the top of his profession, with
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    Cryptic: The Best Short Fiction of Jack McDevitt - eBook

    • UPC: 699993005
    • Rating: 4.0

  • Happy 11th Birthday : Notebook, Journal, Diary, 105 Lined Pages, Pink Union Jack Themed Birthday Gifts for 11 Year Old Girls or Boys, Children, Kids, Granddaughter or Grandson, Daughter or Son, Best Friend, Book Size 8 1/2 X 11

    Happy 11th Birthday: Notebook, Journal, Diary, 105 Lined Pages, Pink Union Jack Themed Birthday Gifts for 11 Year Old Girls or Boys,
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    Wanna see if we have the age you are looking for on any of our birthday books? Just search the words black river art + the age you are looking for + birthday, for example: black river art + 6th birthday.This book which can be used as a journal, diary, daily planner, or notebook features:Undated pages so you can have the ability to set it up in whatever way you like. No more wasted predated pages.105 lined pages to do with what you want.Spacious lines to give you plenty of room to write. None of those little boxes and squished

    • UPC: 140798750
    • Rating: 4.0

  • The Best Time Travel Stories of the 20th Century : Stories by Arthur C. Clarke, Jack Finney, Joe Haldeman, Ursula K. Le Guin, Larry Niven, Theodore Sturgeon, Connie Willis, and more

    Time travel is the theme of an innovative science fiction anthology that brings together works by some of the finest authors in the field, including "A Sound of Thunder" by Ray Bradbury, Arthur C. Clarke's "Time's Arrow," and other tales by Connie Willis, Poul Anderson, Theodore Sturgeon, Richard Matheson, Jack Finney, and Ursula K. Le Guin. Original. 18,500 first
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    LEAP INTO THE FUTURE, AND SHOOT BACK TO THE PAST H. G. Wells’s seminal short story “The Time Machine,” published in 1895, provided the springboard for modern science fiction’s time travel explosion. Responding to their own fascination with the subject, the greatest visionary writers of the twentieth century penned some of their finest stories. Here are eighteen of the most exciting tales ever told, including “Time’s Arrow” In Arthur C. Clarke’s classic, two brilliant physicists finally crack the mystery of time travel—with appalling consequences. “Death Ship” Richard Matheson, author of Somewhere in Time, unveils a chilling scenario concerning

    • UPC: 3280598
    • Rating: 5.0

  • Best of Jack White (CD)

    This specially priced four-CD set by Americana ace Jack White is a must for fans!
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    Best of Jack White (CD)

    • UPC: 153862366

  • Happy 9th Birthday : Notebook, Journal, Diary, 105 Lined Pages, Pink Union Jack Themed Birthday Gifts for 9 Year Old Girls or Boys, Children, Kids, Granddaughter or Grandson, Daughter or Son, Best Friend, Book Size 8 1/2 X 11

    Happy 9th Birthday: Notebook, Journal, Diary, 105 Lined Pages, Pink Union Jack Themed Birthday Gifts for 9 Year Old Girls or Boys,
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    Happy 9th Birthday: Notebook, Journal, Diary, 105 Lined Pages, Pink Union Jack Themed Birthday Gifts for 9 Year Old Girls or Boys,

    • UPC: 612943881

  • Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

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    Deep Thoughts: Thanksgiving Advice - SNL

    Jack Handey offers his deep thoughts on how to get rid of a Thanksgiving dinner you don't want to eat. [Season 17, 1992] #SNL #ThankfulforSNL Subscribe to SNL: https://goo.gl/tUsXwM Get more SNL...
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