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  • Deep Thoughts: Inspiration for the Uninspired

    A national bestselling collection of comedian Jack Handey’s “Deep Thoughts”—short, funny observations on life that were shown in between sketches on Saturday Night Live. With quirky, offbeat humor that often veers into the unexpected, Jack Handey’s witty one liners make this book the perfect funny gift for fans of Mitch Hedberg or for anyone who appreciates a good dad joke.Includes daily “wisdom” such as:“If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.”“It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.”
    Best Deep Thoughts By Jack Handy

    • ASIN: 0425133656
    • ASIN: 0425133656
    • ISBN: 0425133656
    • Manufacturer: Berkley

  • Deepest Thoughts: So Deep They Squeak

    With nearly 500,000 copies sold of his previous collections, Deep Thoughts and Deeper Thoughts, philosophizing funnyman Jack Handey (of Saturday Night Live) once again combines soul searching with rib tickling. He offers pearls of wisdom, inspiration and observation in an odd and utterly original manner.
    Best Deep Thoughts By Jack Handy

    • ASIN: 0786880449
    • ASIN: 0786880449
    • ISBN: 0786880449
    • Manufacturer: Hachette Books

  • Deeper Thoughts, All New

    The sequel to Deep Thoughts, this collection of humorous meditations contains "inspirational" lunacy from the Saturday Night Live regular.
    Best Deep Thoughts By Jack Handy

    • ASIN: 1562828401
    • ASIN: 1562828401
    • ISBN: 1562828401
    • Manufacturer: Hachette Books

  • What I'd Say to the Martians: And Other Veiled Threats

    Jack Handey is one of America's favorite humorists, from his New Yorker pieces to his Deep Thoughts books and Saturday Night Live sketches. Now, in What I'd Say to the Martians, Handey regales readers with his incredible wit and wacky musings.
    Best Deep Thoughts By Jack Handy

    • ASIN: 1401322662
    • ASIN: 1401322662
    • ISBN: 1401322662
    • Manufacturer: Hachette Books

  • Lost Deep Thoughts: Don't Fight the Deepness

    The latest installment in "Deep Thoughts" series unearths more of the pseudo-inspirational material that "Saturday Night Live" viewers have grown to love. Illustrated with aptly corny nature photographs, "The Lost Deep Thoughts" takes a profound plunge into the world of Handey's life-altering aphorisms. 96 photos.
    Best Deep Thoughts By Jack Handy

    • ASIN: 0786883057
    • ASIN: 0786883057
    • ISBN: 0786883057
    • Manufacturer: Hyperion

  • The Stench of Honolulu: A Tropical Adventure

    The legendary Deep Thoughts and New Yorker humorist Jack Handey is back with his very first novel-a hilarious, absurd, far-flung adventure tale.Are you a fan of books in which famous tourist destinations are repurposed as unlivable hellholes for no particular reason? Read on!Jack Handey's exotic tale is full of laugh-out-loud twists and unforgettable characters whose names escape me right now. A reliably unreliable narrator and his friend, who is some other guy, need to get out of town. They have a taste for adventure, so they pay a visit to a relic of bygone days-a travel agent-and discover an old treasure map. She might have been a witch, by the way. Our heroes soon embark on a quest for the Golden Monkey, which takes them into the mysterious and stinky foreign land of Honolulu. There, t... [Read More]
    Best Deep Thoughts By Jack Handy

    • ASIN: 1455534536
    • ASIN: 1455534536
    • ISBN: 1455534536
    • Brand: Grand Central Publishing
    • Manufacturer: Grand Central Publishing

  • Homeward Bound (Journeyman) (Volume 1)

    WARNING: This book is for mature readers only. Not for children. It contains adult themes, violence, coarse language, sexual situations, nudity, and paranormal themes. The entire world is on the brink of finding out nightmares are real. An army of demons known as the Noctis is growing in strength.They control all manner of foul beasts and if not stopped soon, cities will burn, lives will end, and hope will be lost. The only thing standing in the way are the Journeymen; humans and supernatural beings united against the darkness. There is one known amongst men and the supernatural alike that you don’t mess with. Unless it’s on his terms. His name is Gage Crosse and he's the best damn Journeyman around. These are his adventures.
    Best Deep Thoughts By Jack Handy

    • ASIN: 1532976526
    • ASIN: 1532976526
    • ISBN: 1532976526
    • Manufacturer: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform

  • God is Good: He's Better Than You Think

    God is better than we think... so it’s time to change the way we think about Him.“God is good.” More than a positive thought, theological concept or Biblical statement—what you do with these three words defines your reality and determines your destiny.In a world of fear, disease, crisis, torment, uncertainty, and hopelessness, what you believe about God’s goodness reveals how you will respond to the trials and circumstances of everyday life. Your view of God impacts everything!Respected pastor and bestselling author, Bill Johnson presents a new groundbreaking series that calls believers to build their lives on one unshakeable foundation: the assurance that God is good.Learn how to: clearly discern the difference between the will of God and the enemy’s plans. confidently pray ... [Read More]
    Best Deep Thoughts By Jack Handy

    • ASIN: B01J0F0CE4
    • ASIN: B01J0F0CE4
    • Brand: Unknown
    • Manufacturer: Destiny Image

  • Orbiting Jupiter

    The two-time Newbery Honor winner Gary D. Schmidt delivers the shattering story of Joseph, a father at thirteen, who has never seen his daughter, Jupiter. After spending time in a juvenile facility, he’s placed with a foster family on a farm in rural Maine. Here Joseph, damaged and withdrawn, meets twelve-year-old Jack, who narrates the account of the troubled, passionate teen who wants to find his baby at any cost. In this riveting novel, two boys discover the true meaning of family and the sacrifices it requires.
    Best Deep Thoughts By Jack Handy

    • ASIN: B00QPIM608
    • ASIN: B00QPIM608
    • Brand: Clarion Books
    • Manufacturer: Clarion Books

  • Camco 20ft Sidewinder RV Sewer Hose Support, Made From Sturdy Lightweight Plastic, Won't Creep Closed, Holds Hoses In Place - No Need For Straps (43051)

    Camco RV 20' Sidewinder Plastic Sewer Hose Support is sturdy and lightweight. Plastic support with strong snap-fit hinges has deep cradles to hold sewer hose in place without straps. No staples to rust. Easily positions around obstacles and stays where you put it. Won’t creep closed. Convenient handle makes storage even easier. The bottom of the Sidewinder cradle is 7-1/4" high at its highest point and 4" high at its lowest point. Patented.
    Best Deep Thoughts By Jack Handy

    • ASIN: B000BUU5WW
    • UPC: 014717430517
    • ASIN: B000BUU5WW
    • Brand: Camco
    • Size: 20 Feet
    • Manufacturer: Camco

  • Three Jack Reacher Novellas (with bonus Jack Reacher's Rules) : Deep Down, Second Son, High Heat, and Jack Reacher's Rules

    This compilation includes three Jack Reacher novellas and the ultimate fan guide Jack Reacher's Rules.Deep Down: In thriller master Lee Child's short story Deep Down, Jack Reacher must track down a spy in soldier's clothing--by matching wits with four formidable females. Three are clean--but the fourth may prove fatal. Summoned by Military Intelligence to Washington, D.C., Reacher is sent undercover. The assignment that awaits him: The army is meeting with its Capitol Hill paymasters for classified talks on a new, state-of-the-art sniper rifle for U.S. forces. But vital details about the weapon are leaking--straight from the Capitol and probably into
    Best Deep Thoughts By Jack Handy
    This compilation includes three Jack Reacher novellas and the ultimate fan guide Jack Reacher's Rules.Deep Down:Jack Reacher must track down a spy in soldier’s clothing—by matching wits with four formidable females. Three are clean—but the fourth may prove fatal. Summoned by Military Intelligence to Washington, D.C., Reacher is sent undercover. The assignment: The army is meeting with its Capitol Hill paymasters for classified talks on a new sniper rifle for U.S. forces. But vital details about the weapon are leaking—straight from the Capitol and probably into the hands of unidentified foreign arms dealers. That’s where Reacher comes in. His task: infiltrate

    • UPC: 31133356

  • In the Deep Blue Sea : Jack and the Geniuses Book #2

    New York Times-bestselling authors Bill Nye the Science Guy and Gregory Mone take middle-grade readers on a scientific adventure in Book 2 of the exciting new Jack and the Geniuses series. The series combines real-world science along with a mysterious adventure that will leave kids guessing until the end, making the books ideal for STEM education. In the second installment, In the Deep Blue Sea, Jack, his genius siblings Ava and Matt, and inventor Dr. Hank Witherspoon travel to the Hawaiian island home of Ashley Hawking, a technology billionaire. Hawking and engineer Rosa Morris have built a revolutionary electricity plant
    Best Deep Thoughts By Jack Handy
    New York Times-bestselling authors Bill Nye the Science Guy and Gregory Mone take middle-grade readers on a scientific adventure in Book 2 of the exciting new Jack and the Geniuses series. The series combines real-world science along with a mysterious adventure that will leave kids guessing until the end, making the books ideal for STEM education. In the second installment, In the Deep Blue Sea, Jack, his genius siblings Ava and Matt, and inventor Dr. Hank Witherspoon travel to the Hawaiian island home of Ashley Hawking, a technology billionaire. Hawking and engineer Rosa Morris have built a revolutionary

    • UPC: 986755683

  • Deep Thoughts : Inspiration for the Uninspired

    A unique collection of Handey's "Deep Thoughts"--irreverent observations on life as seen on Saturday Night Live. An Emmy Award-winner and co-producer of SNL, Handey's works have been published in The New Yorker, National Lampoon, Omni, and
    Best Deep Thoughts By Jack Handy
    A national bestselling collection of comedian Jack Handey’s “Deep Thoughts”—short, funny observations on life that were shown in between sketches on Saturday Night Live. With quirky, offbeat humor that often veers into the unexpected, Jack Handey’s witty one liners make this book the perfect funny gift for fans of Mitch Hedberg or for anyone who appreciates a good dad joke.Includes daily “wisdom” such as:“If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.”“It takes a big man to cry, but it takes

    • UPC: 1898753
    • Rating: 2.5

  • In the Deep Blue Sea : Jack and the Geniuses Book #2

    Jack, his genius siblings Ava and Matt, and Dr. Hank Witherspoon visit the Hawaiian island home of technology billionaire Ashley Hawking, who with engineer Rosa Morris has built a revolutionary electricity plant that harvests energy from the deep ocean. But someone is sabotaging the project.
    Best Deep Thoughts By Jack Handy
    New York Times-bestselling authors Bill Nye the Science Guy and Gregory Mone take middle-grade readers on a scientific adventure in Book 2 of the exciting new Jack and the Geniuses series. The series combines real-world science along with a mysterious adventure that will leave kids guessing until the end, making the books ideal for STEM education. In the second installment, In the Deep Blue Sea, Jack, his genius siblings Ava and Matt, and inventor Dr. Hank Witherspoon travel to the Hawaiian island home of Ashley Hawking, a technology billionaire. Hawking and engineer Rosa Morris have built a revolutionary

    • UPC: 55745349

  • Deep Cover Jack

    "Make some coffee. You'll read all night." - Lee ChildFBI Agents Otto and Gaspar pick up where Lee Child's "Persuader" leaves off in the Hunt for Jack Reacher.Lee Child Gives Diane Capri Two Thumbs Up! "Full of thrills and tension, but smart and human, too. Kim Otto is a great, great character - I love her." Lee Child, #1 World Wide Bestselling Author of Jack Reacher ThrillersIn the thrilling follow-up to the ITW Thriller Award Finalist ("Jack and Joe"), FBI Special Agents Kim Otto and Carlos Gaspar will wait no longer. They head to Houston to find Susan Duffy, one
    Best Deep Thoughts By Jack Handy
    "Make some coffee. You'll read all night." - Lee ChildFBI Agents Otto and Gaspar pick up where Lee Child's "Persuader" leaves off in the Hunt for Jack Reacher.Lee Child Gives Diane Capri Two Thumbs Up! "Full of thrills and tension, but smart and human, too. Kim Otto is a great, great character - I love her." Lee Child, #1 World Wide Bestselling Author of Jack Reacher ThrillersIn the thrilling follow-up to the ITW Thriller Award Finalist ("Jack and Joe"), FBI Special Agents Kim Otto and Carlos Gaspar will wait no longer. They head to Houston to find Susan Duffy, one

    • UPC: 893487946
    • Rating: 5.0

  • Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

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